Monday 25 June 2007

Dog reporters upset by relegation



'Not me guv' says Hooch the Pooch

Our dog reporters were so upset at the news of relegation that they tore up the day's post in disgust. Ivy the Terrible was particularly upset as when she was rescued from the Dogs Trust she was told she would be joining a Premiership club.

Ivy the Terrible will be lead reporter in the Championship with Hooch the Pooch acting as mentor and covering selected matches.

Ivy is a Belgian Shepherd (hence she responds to commands in French and Flemish, but likes to pretend she does not understand English). Her hobbies include swimming in the River Avon; chewing table legs and skirting boards; and pestering Juneau the Soccer Cat - who takes it badly given that her breed is the Official Cat of the State of Maine.

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